Johnny's sidekick, Danny
An argument ensues:
Shaun: "Yes you did."
Danny: "No I didn't."
Shaun: "You did too, stop lying."
Danny: "I'm not lying, shut up before I really do hit you!"
At this point, the boys classmates begin to pay attention. You can see their palms itching to lay bets like men circling a cock fight.
Shaun: "You did touch me, when I sharpened my pencil."
"I'M NOT GAY!"
To which a stunned and silenced class bursts into laughter.
Yes ladies and gentleman, let the games begin!