Johnny's sidekick, Danny
Picture this: 5th period is diligently writing away in their reading journals when Shaun gets up to sharpen his pencil. On the way back to his desk he yells out amid the utter silence, "Don't touch me." Never one to be falsely accused, Danny yells back, "I didn't touch you...boy."
An argument ensues:
Shaun: "Yes you did."
Danny: "No I didn't."
Shaun: "You did too, stop lying."
Danny: "I'm not lying, shut up before I really do hit you!"
At this point, the boys classmates begin to pay attention. You can see their palms itching to lay bets like men circling a cock fight.
Shaun: "You did touch me, when I sharpened my pencil."
Danny replies,
"I'M NOT GAY!"
To which a stunned and silenced class bursts into laughter.
Yes ladies and gentleman, let the games begin!
...Fiona...
An argument ensues:
Shaun: "Yes you did."
Danny: "No I didn't."
Shaun: "You did too, stop lying."
Danny: "I'm not lying, shut up before I really do hit you!"
At this point, the boys classmates begin to pay attention. You can see their palms itching to lay bets like men circling a cock fight.
Shaun: "You did touch me, when I sharpened my pencil."
Danny replies,
"I'M NOT GAY!"
To which a stunned and silenced class bursts into laughter.
Yes ladies and gentleman, let the games begin!
...Fiona...
Posted by Kerri Wall at 11:48 AM
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YAY!! I'm glad you're still alive Fiona. LOL Big hugs to you.
Aren't little boys precious? hehe
ROTFL!
Hey, I know it probably isn't PC but this just struck me as hilarious. Especially the image I have in my head of Fiona standing there with her mouth hanging open.
Art Linkletter would have a heart attack. How old are we talking about?
LMAO! I'm cracking up, too. HAHA! That's priceless alright!
Uh-oh - them there are some serious issues!! Funny and yet, you're left wondering what the hell is being taught to the poor kid at home!
Glad you're back!
CindyS
Damn, issues, everyone, issues! LOL...poor little boys!
Oh aren't you just so glad to be back at work?! :-) Now you have all these fun tales to tell. At least it's boys ~ they'll be over it by tomorrow. Now, if it were girls ~ it would be a drama that would last throughout the whole school year.
Hey you girly, how are you??? It's been awhile, what's good with you? Work kicking your tail???
Hope all is well! =)
I miss you, Fiona! Hope all is well.
Hai ! I am so glad to visit your blog . I come here because of your name fascinating me ! I am a chinese boy that fiona is once the internet name of my pre-girlfriend , nice to know you wish you happy everyday !
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